Why do officers in the military not shower everyday?In order to retain their Rank ! Theres a Colonel of truth in that one🫣
A man went to the psychiatrist wearing pants made of glass…The psychiatrist said, “I can clearly see your nuts.”. And obviously in a lotta pane 🙈
Wife has a habit of answering her phone on speakerHer daughter called and ask her mom to butter me up because she needs four more tumblers, it's to late he heard you then I spoke up told her that her mother hasn't seen them yet and thanks for ruining her gift
Silly humans, why on earth would someone miss the duration between March 2020 to March 2022When the whole world was on life support?