* writes bad poetry about you *

I want bad poetry written about me so badly 🥲

Little Mary had a lamb
She called it Yorkshire Yellish
Every time it wagged its tail
The smell was bloody hellish.

Gives you a cookie.

Something is better than nothing lol.

Aww so sweet ima put this right on the fridge

Wouldn't be th first time.

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're so sexy, I want to bang you