I Have a Weird Sense of Humor
Two hilbillies walk into a bar, bragging about their moonshine operations when, suddenly a woman seated down the bar from them starts choking on something.
One rushes to her and asks, "Can ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head.
"Well, can ya breath?"
The woman starts turning blue and shakes her head.
At this point, the hillbilly flips her over pulls down her inderwear and licks her right butt check.
The woman is so startled that she gasps, and dislodges the object ahe was choking on.
"That thar," the hillbilly proudly proclaima to the bar, "is the hindlick mover, but I aint nevwr seen it dun before."
One rushes to her and asks, "Can ya swaller?"
The woman shakes her head.
"Well, can ya breath?"
The woman starts turning blue and shakes her head.
At this point, the hillbilly flips her over pulls down her inderwear and licks her right butt check.
The woman is so startled that she gasps, and dislodges the object ahe was choking on.
"That thar," the hillbilly proudly proclaima to the bar, "is the hindlick mover, but I aint nevwr seen it dun before."