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[b]I just accidentally summoned a demon whilst pronouncing Ikea furniture names. Still, it will come in useful.[/b]

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@MrDavies I wish. ;)

SW-User

Those IKEA stores feel like hell, so it makes sense really.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User I despise them.

summersong · F

So that’s how you put that stuff together!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@summersong But it never does anything.

Peaches · F

[b]LOL!😄[/b]

Degbeme · 70-79, M

SW-User

Hahahaha Der Flicken Shroken Morken? 👿😆

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SW-User

@Degbeme 😈 what's that supposed to mean lol

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User ah ... um .... oh nothing sweetie. :*

SW-User

@Degbeme 😂😂😂

lasergraph · 70-79, M

I think the instructions do come with chants. I never repeated any of them though.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@lasergraph I gotta start learning to just look at the pictures. ;)

monte3 · 70-79, M

Everyone could use a demon or two.

monte3 · 70-79, M

Some people claim to be married to one but that is another story.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@monte3 I would never claim that. Not out loud anyway. ;)

monte3 · 70-79, M

Me either.@Degbeme

diablesse · 56-60, F

I hope it was a friendly demon who helped :) :) :)

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@diablesse I couldn`t understand a word it said. 😏

JustNik · 51-55, F

😂😂😂 kinda lessens my remorse over having never been to ikea.

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JustNik · 51-55, F

@Degbeme ah it’s because I’m married that I’ve never been. Man absolutely refuses to let me in the place! 😂

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@JustNik Smart man. ;)

JustNik · 51-55, F

@Degbeme probably so! 😄

SmartKat · 56-60, F

Ah, those Swedish demons! 😂

(I’m part Swedish, so I can say that....)

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SmartKat Do you have horns too? 😨

SmartKat · 56-60, F

@Degbeme They’re only vestigial, so my hair hides them.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SmartKat 😱 ... now you tell me after all these years!!

Sienna32 · 41-45, F

This even made my bf laugh out loud.

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Sienna32 I do know how he feels. I have a great dislike for the place. 😒

Sienna32 · 41-45, F

So does he@Degbeme

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Sienna32 Apparently you can order it online now. 😫

PoetryNEmotion · F

Hmmmmmmm. ..A Swedish demon. Was she beautiful? Lol.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@PoetryNEmotion As per my luck. No! 😫

PoetryNEmotion · F

@Degbeme Oh no. Too bad, Deg.

monte3 · 70-79, M

There. Should be a sw award each day for the wittiest question. I will no,I ate this one. 😊

goliathtree · 56-60, M

If it was my mother in law, you can keep her.

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@goliathtree No freaking way. I had me one of those.

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

I always end up with extra pieces

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Fungirlmmm Me too.

Fungirlmmm · 51-55, F

@Degbeme maybe I can sell them on Ebay some day.

Teggy

It's all made by the devil 🤣🤣🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@Teggy No kidding. 🙄

SW-User

Lmao!

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@SW-User 😁

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@waleskinder He is useless at putting stuff together. ;)

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Degbeme · 70-79, M

@waleskinder For sure.

muffinman · 61-69, M

which name did that ikea-demon have?

Degbeme · 70-79, M

@muffinman I can`t pronounce it! 😫

muffinman · 61-69, M

@Degbeme ahahah

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