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*scenario* The wife works at Walmart ... that`s a story for another time.. but I digress. Yesterday I went to pick her up from work and I have this thing about my truck and the small parking spaces there....

Me. I`m parked out back.

Her: Okay I`ll be done soon.

Me: waiting and waiting and waiting....

So we walk out the doors.

Her: Could you park any further away?

Me: Sure. The driveway at home!

Her: *silence*

I love a nice quiet ride home. 馃榿
Degbeme
70-79, M
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Giana 路 70-79, F
馃槅 What a smartass
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Giana 路 70-79, F
@Degbeme Some day I will tell you how I dealt with my first husband's brand new car when he pissed me off
I think there was $8000 worth of damage
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Giana 馃槻 Hell hath no furry and such?
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Giana 路 70-79, F
@Degbeme Something like that ;)
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SW-User
Lmao!!!!! Well, you did answer the question!
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User That was said and many other things.
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SW-User
@Degbeme as in expletives? 馃槵
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User Yes!
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GLITTER 路 36-40, F
I do feel sorry for Mrs Deggy 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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SW-User
@Degbeme 馃
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GLITTER 路 36-40, F
@Degbeme what tree story ? 馃 *stalks deggys profile*
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GLITTER 路 36-40, F
@Degbeme wait no, I've already seen it 馃ぃ馃ぃ and I hope you know I'm only winding you up with your wifey 馃ぃ馃
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SW-User
Omg! 馃槀馃槀. Too funny
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User She didn`t think so. :p
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goliathtree 路 56-60, M
better hide the knives and baseball bats and sleep with one eye open.
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goliathtree 路 56-60, M
accuracy is important.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@goliathtree Merry Christmas old boy. ;)
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goliathtree 路 56-60, M
Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
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SW-User
My hubby does that too... doesn't want anyone near his beautiful car. Give it a rest it's a Honda. 馃槅
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SW-User
@Degbeme you guys may have a point though.. my car was dinged the other day in the parking lot. 馃槧
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User I`m telling ya. People just don`t give a shit anymore. It pisses me off...
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SW-User
@Degbeme I know.. especially around the holidays. WTF.. :/
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sunrisehawk 路 61-69, M
Quiet ride, demonstrated common sense, except for the payback later, point to you....lmao..
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@sunrisehawk There is always payback. lol
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ohplease 路 41-45, F
That was not free silence, that was revenge-silence.馃槓
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@ohplease Oh believe me she was thinking. lol
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ohplease 路 41-45, F
@Degbeme Yeah..keep the toothbrush away just in case.馃崙
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@ohplease 馃榿
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bowman81 路 M
Someone is looking for a lump of coal in his stocking. 馃槀
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@bowman81 That or a lump on my head. lol
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DayDreaming2 路 F
馃槀馃槀 I can laugh as it鈥檚 not happening to me.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@DayDreaming2 She left herself open for that one. ;)
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ChampagneOnIce 路 51-55, F
Oh, Deg. *shakes head and laughs*
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
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ChampagneOnIce 路 51-55, F
馃槝
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CoffeeFirst 路 56-60, F
Touche! You won that one. LMAO.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@CoffeeFirst Thank you. Not many I do. lol
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Stark
#relationshipgoals
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Stark ;)
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AbbySvenz 路 F
馃檴
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@AbbySvenz 馃榿
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Fantabulous 路 46-50, F
Cheeky 馃構馃槀
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SW-User
LOL!
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