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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

(sitting at a stop light and the van in front of me has a Christmas tree inside it)

Me. Must smell nice in there.

Wife. What?

Me. Well he has the whole tree in there.

Wife. Yeah and?

Me. Most people just hang one of those paper air freshener trees off the mirror, not stick the whole fecking tree in the car.

Wife. *silence*

:p
Degbeme
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saragoodtimes 路 F
you know you've had to much to drink when you swerve to avoid a tree then realize it was the air freshener hanging from your mirror
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SweetMae 路 70-79, F
馃ぃ馃ぃ The sound of silence can be deafening.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SweetMae I do that to her a lot. 馃槄
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SweetMae 路 70-79, F
@Degbeme 馃ぃ Whatever helps ....
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SweetMae Oh for sure. 馃き
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foldedunfolding 路 36-40, F
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@foldedunfolding Why you so cruel.
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foldedunfolding 路 36-40, F
@Degbeme i mean if you [i]wanted to put it up there[/i], i'm all for it my love!!
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@foldedunfolding I`ll just go get one of those car air freshener trees.
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saragoodtimes 路 F
I have none please give me some of yours
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@saragoodtimes piffle. You have a wonderful sense of humour. 馃
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Butterflykisses24 路 51-55, F
馃槑
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
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sarabee1995 路 26-30, F
馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@silllcomfor I married her.
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JustNik 路 51-55, F
馃槅馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 I know the silence!! LOL some people just don鈥檛 appreciate genius humor. 馃槍馃槀馃槃鉂わ笍
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@JustNik lol ... :*
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goliathtree 路 56-60, M
They never understand. My wife and I were in the store yesterday looking at TV's and she was telling the very nice looking sales lady that the one we were looking at was too big for the room and that she liked them smaller because her room was smaller. I commented "wow! first time for everything I guess!" The sales lady immediately turned beat red and my wife looked at me like "what the fuck are you talking about."

I just walked away after asking the sales lady to explain it to her...she turned from red to green....
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@goliathtree I do a lot of this. 馃檮
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
Good thing it wasn't a naked woman air freshener...馃槀
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
@SW-User I can think of one or two things...馃槈
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SW-User
@AlienZipper 馃
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
@SW-User LoL...馃槀
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SW-User
Bahaha! how is that not funny? 馃槀
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User She`s never in the mood. 馃槒
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SW-User
@Degbeme 馃槅
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
@SW-User Hmmmm.... possibly...馃...but how could that not put you in the mood? Just sayin'...
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bowman81 路 M
No artificial scents for me...........馃槀
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bowman81 路 M
@Degbeme hehehe sounds like a great idea.
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bowman81 路 M
@bowman81 It is rather hard on rear view mirrors though.馃槚
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@bowman81 They do have miniature ones. ;)
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SW-User
Omg too funny 馃槀
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User Just the way my mind works. 馃榿
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SW-User
@Degbeme nothing wrong with that!
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User 馃槉
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SW-User
hahahahahaha hilarious!馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User That`s the way my mind works. 馃槵
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SW-User
A witty one at that@Degbeme! lol馃槈馃槀馃槞
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SW-User
Id have smiled at her spooky like after lol
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User That`s strange. She never cooks with one. 馃
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SW-User
@Degbeme lmao. Starving too? No bueno
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User I`d make you a grilled cheese if you want?
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JimboSaturn 路 51-55, M
that was deserving of a little snicker at least
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PoetryNEmotion 路 F
I would be laughing my head off! Good one, Deg. She needs a sweetener for sure....
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PoetryNEmotion 路 F
@Degbeme Was she always this way? You have known her for sooooooooo long.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@PoetryNEmotion No she wasn`t.
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PoetryNEmotion 路 F
@Degbeme Then something changed her. Or some things. You should be able to figure this mystery out. Think when it first began...small ways. What led to a lack of important things?
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pentacorn 路 F
almost that time of year again... when all around the world people change out their car air freshener. ahhh... such merriment! 馃巹
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pentacorn 路 F
@Degbeme time does fly! and it鈥檚 my pleasure. thank you for having a weird sense of humor. 馃
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Uncfred 路 61-69, M
@Degbeme Humour is timeless, you ought to see some of the cave paintings in our toilets.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Uncfred Hey shit house art can be pretty good. ;)
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SW-User
That scent of that tree would last longer than the paper airfreshener...

Maybe she didn鈥檛 like that you鈥檇 get the idea of stuffing a tree in the car...hmm...
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User I have a truck. That tree would be in her spot. :p
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Fallflower 路 46-50, F
That made me do that laugh that鈥檚 more like a wheeze 馃槀馃槀馃槀 sorry she didn鈥檛 laugh, I totally know what that鈥檚 like!
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Fallflower Happy I could make you laugh... kinda sorta. ;)
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Uncfred 路 61-69, M
You sure got it mate 馃槀馃槀
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Uncfred 路 61-69, M
@Degbeme OK, can you use one for both ears and send the other one back?
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Uncfred Always use a spare. ;)
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Uncfred 路 61-69, M
@Degbeme Its your zany humo(u)r keeps me sane.
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Serenitree 路 F
I hope it wasn't a pine tree. I'm allergic to pine.
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Serenitree 路 F
@Degbeme Well it was probably pine.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Serenitree Pine or spruce are the popular ones for Christmas trees.
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Serenitree 路 F
@Degbeme Scotch pines are the worst for me.
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SW-User
"No man is a genius to his servant"...
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User It`s from some guy named Thoreau.

I wonder what the other was? 馃
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SW-User
@Degbeme Oh, thanks for letting me know...does he know of your incident with your wife?...lol

No...the other one is not connected with humour...
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User I would hazard a guess and say no. ;)
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SW-User
She might be suffering from humor overdose 馃槍
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User She`ll probably tell you she`s just suffering. 馃槄
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SW-User
@Degbeme
Lol!
Not your fault ! That鈥檚 juts part of being married 馃槃
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User Very true. ;)
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Giana 路 70-79, F
That is serious funny
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Giana Thank you. My daughter does too. The nut don`t fall far from the tree. ;)
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Giana 路 70-79, F
@Degbeme I'd be laughing my ass off, LOL
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Giana Next time I won`t be so deadpan. :p
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
LoL ... awesome Deg 馃槀馃憤
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
@Degbeme Damn...must suck for you bro...
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@AlienZipper Nah. My daughter gets me. 馃榿
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AlienZipper 路 61-69, M
@Degbeme Sweet...
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DayDreaming2 路 F
That is hilarious. Definitely worth at least a chuckle 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@DayDreaming2 Thank you. 馃槉
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SW-User
LFMAO! Good on ya Degbeme! 馃槀
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User Sometimes my mind goes to silly places...... well okay a lot of times. ;)
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SW-User
@Degbeme That's why we all love you. 馃槝
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User awww ... 馃槪
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ChampagneOnIce 路 51-55, F
Hahahahaha! I love that, and I agree with you, Deg. 馃ぃ馃尣
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@ChampagneOnIce Thank you ma lady. :*
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Rayce 路 M
Wives have no sense of humor
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Rayce I know, right?
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damselfly 路 100+, F
@Rayce thats quite true. Im a wife and my sense of humour flatlined the minute i became one
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Peaches 路 F
Haaaa, too [b]funny!馃榿馃尣[/b]
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Peaches Thank you. :*
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Peaches 路 F
@Degbeme [b][c=#BF0000]*HUGS*馃挀[/c][/b]
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damselfly 路 100+, F
Awww. Well I think it's funny
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@damselfly Thank you. 馃
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Fungirlmmm 路 51-55, F
That is hilarious.
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Fungirlmmm My mind tends to go outside the lines. 馃お
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HotMessExpress102 路 41-45, F
Nailed it Deg!!! 馃槀馃憤馃徎
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@HotMessExpress102 Thank you. :*
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SW-User
馃構 Silence means yes!
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User Not always. 馃槄
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KeyTreasure
Haha Haha馃槃....love it
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@KeyTreasure Thank you. 馃槉
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@addicted Thanks. :)
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GJOFJ3 路 61-69, M
Too funny
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@GJOFJ3 Thank you.
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SW-User
LoL!馃槀
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@SW-User ;)
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pennynoodles 路 56-60, F
ha ha ha
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@pennynoodles 馃構
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Scribbles 路 36-40, F
馃槀馃憤
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Scribbles Happy you liked it. ;)
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Giana 路 70-79, F
馃ぃ馃槅
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@Giana It`s scary sometimes. 馃槄
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talktome2day
馃槀馃榿馃槂
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
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GrayGhost
馃槀
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Backinblack 路 46-50, M
馃ぃ
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SW-User
馃槀馃槀馃槀
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OogieBoogie 路 F
Imagine what he uses in the toilet!!!! 馃榿
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Degbeme 路 70-79, M
@OogieBoogie 馃槻 crikey!
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