I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

A man received message from his neighbor.. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night, I am using when you are not present at home, Infact I am using more than YOU are using, I confess this because now I feel very much guilty, Hope You will accept my sincere apologies!! Man went home and had a big fight with his wife. Few minutes later he received another message… Sorry Sir spelling mistake… it’s not wife but wifi !!

Lovetotouch

One day I accidentally overturned my golf buggy.

Elizabeth, a very attractive and keen golfer, who lived in a villa on
the golf course, heard the noise and called out, Are you okay, what's
your name?"
"Its Jack , and I'm Okay thanks," I replied.
"Jack , forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I'll
help you get the cart up later."
"That's mighty nice of you," I answered, but I don't think my wife
would like it."
"Oh, come on," Elizabeth insisted.
She was very pretty, very sexy and persuasive.... I was weak.
"Well okay," I finally agreed, and added, "but my wife won't like it."
After a restorative brandy, and some creative putting lessons, I
thanked my host. "I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going
to be really upset."
"Don't be silly!" Elizabeth said with a smile, "She won't know
anything. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart!" I said....

jpshah

Now read this one:Little Johnny came home from school one day and went by his mom's room. The door was open, so he looked in and saw his mom lying on the bed naked moaning and touching herself saying, "Ooh, I need a man! I need a man!"

The next day, Little Johnny got home from school and saw his mom lying on the bed naked with a naked guy on top of her. So Little Johnny ran to his room, stripped down naked, and started to touch himself, while moaning, "Ooh, I need a bike! I need a bike!"

Jhayz

I heard another version saying that the hubby divorce his wife after he found out the neighbor using her wife! Haha silly but funny. ^.^