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I Write

My first book is going to be titled:

All the very stupid and ridiculous shit that happens to me during a midwest autuwinter.

Yes. I named it Autuwinter...because we only experience like 2 weeks of actual Autumn before it is freezing fucking cold and my ass practically might fall off.

Today can suck big ugly dick.


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DragonFruit61-69, M
I have whiskey! 馃 馃槉
....and if you need any help keeping your ass from falling off, let me know! 馃榿
JaggedLittlePill46-50, F
@DragonFruit hahha ...hush!
TravisTxM
@DragonFruit I was going to suggest some Jim Beam or Jack Daniels. Sounds like Jag could use some good antifreeze! 馃憤馃
JaggedLittlePill46-50, F
@TravisTx Jim, Jack and I had a falling out years ago...

I could use a hut on the bluest most gorgeous water, a beach, and Jose!
TravisTxM
@JaggedLittlePill that sounds like a plan there. I like your way of thinking! 馃憤