I'm A People Watcher

i was lonely tonight so i went out for a few hours. i picked the closest bar. it was nightmarish and didn't cheer me up. an old long haired man was running the karaoke. he wore nothing but a laurel wreath on his head and a thong. i also saw the worst elvis impersonator ever. a woman with a cottage cheese body wore a black see thru lace thingy. i don't know whats worse- being without a partner or bad karaoke bars