I Am Funny

I feel like my life is just one long, really retarded game of Texas hold em with my fate where the flop cards are revealed to be a joker, a get out of jail free and a mages of the vineyard from magic the gathering. At the start of the hand I was dealt a pair of twos and immediately went all in. But one of those twos was actually a four that was slightly obstructed by that ps4 controller someone left on the table.