I Got a Speeding Ticket

I think I should marry a police officer. They find me very attractive but only when I'm driving my car. Police officers are always interested in having long talks with me. Their favorite thing to talk about is how I drive. They also love to give me tickets but they're never tickets for a movie or a concert. My last ticket was for 102 km/h in an 80 km/h zone. The month before that I got a ticket for 157 km/h in a 130 km/h zone.

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