Is there any better revenge than the perfect gotcha moment? Fingers are crossed Trump will finally get owned.
My house mate and her boyfriend have been screaming at each other for 3 hours straight.I’m just gonna catch a bus into town for some shopping. Hopefully by this evening they’ll ignoring each other.
Awkward but funny at the same timeI was at a McDonald’s yesterday and saw my uncle working, I waved at my uncle but some guy standing kind of in front of him thought I was waving at him so he waved his hand too 👋 😄😄😄
Well that was awkwardThe French girl thought I was asking her out on a date. She was up for it. I wasnt though 😬
Oh Lawd, he Moses II ! That moment when you peak... on the bible. That moment that weirdos gave Moses II an award for Christian courage.
should i go gym tomorrowit's freezing here at the moment, below zero at the moment...and i haven't been swimming at the gym for a couple of weeks, i just go to keep my fitness up, burn calories and to manage my type 2 diabetes....i just swim for an hour, get out then...See More »
It’s so awkwardWhen you meet a guy and you think he’s super cool in a platonic way but then he starts flirting with you not-so subtly and you just have to pretend you don’t know he likes you even though it’s very painfully obvious.
Why is it that the most awkward things happen to me lmfaoWas going to intubate a patient and suddenly thick mucusy nosey trickled down and hung from my nostril 🫠....like....inches down......both my hands were busy ......aaaaaaaaggggghhhhhh why meeeeee.
Embarrassing moments at work...😵😆Thought I was alone, had the entire warehouse to myself. Blasting heavy metal, jumping around, air guitar, singing out loud, the whole shebang. Forgot to lock the front door, some strange woman had come in, watching me, laughing...😲😖
What's the car parking situation like Do you get anxiety going to new places and not knowing the parking situation, or are you normal?
Finding Joy in Uncomfortable Moments: The Whole Foods Return Desk DiariesTitle: The Return Desk Chronicles: Whole Foods, Amazon Returns, and the Unyielding Bosom Adventure Hey there, fabulous folks! It's your bosom buddy Chioma, ready to spill the beans on one of my unforgettable shopping escapades. Today, let me take...See More »
I ripped my pants via jumping a fence at a family bbq. How was your day?There was a decorative piece on top of the gate that my pants caught and it tore them. I hopped the fence to get the ball that went over. That's what i get for trying to be cool i suppose.
I left the balcony door open from earlierIt’s now 2 am and there’s no sign of my dog. I feel so stupid