I Want To Write A Ten Words Story

Why can't you have your cake and eat it too?

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JavaJoe · 51-55, M

Because once it passes the taste buds, it’s gone forever!

Platinum · M

If someone gives me cake, I eat it...

Because the bakery is working short-handed and that ain't good.

Newfound · 41-45, M

@PoetryNEmotion I know, you ARE the bakery and humor expert.

@Newfound Least my jokes are funny. *pushes a pie into your solemn, non-funny face and leaves swiftly* HA.

Newfound · 41-45, M

@PoetryNEmotion Mmmmhmmm....and that proved it

Peaches · F

Because then there would be nothing left to live for!😁

Peaches · F

@Newfound Hahaha, what could be better in life?!😁🍰😋

Newfound · 41-45, M

@Peaches do you have Costco near you? They have a seven pound chocolate cake. Really,goid

Peaches · F

@Newfound Yes, I'll have to go check that out! 😍

GlamGirl · F

I ask myself that question every damn day.

Newfound · 41-45, M

@GlamGirl and the answer is.

GlamGirl · F

I don’t have an answer...@Newfound

BexEyes · 46-50, F

Shhhhh, I will sneak you a piece of cake to eat, don't rat me out!

Newfound · 41-45, M

@BexEyes I like cake!

solitaire · 41-45, F

I do but it comes with a price

Newfound · 41-45, M

@solitaire doesn't everything?

solitaire · 41-45, F

Na - some people seem to have it all

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