I Write Poetry

[big]Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, as told in Haiku[/big]
[i]written in late April, 2014[/i]

[b]The Candy Man[/b]

Willy Wonka and
the Chocolate Factory
Five Golden Tickets

[b]The First Golden Ticket[/b]

Augustus Gloop drinks
from the river wide and deep
Death by chocolate

[b]The Second Golden Ticket[/b]

Veruca Salt screams
"I want it! I want it NOW!"
She was a bad egg.

[b]The Third Golden Ticket[/b]

Willy Wonka says
I, Violet Beauregarde,
am a blueberry.

[b]The Fourth Golden Ticket[/b]

Mike Teavee must watch
Wonkavision will make him
small of mind and form

[b]The Fifth Golden Ticket[/b]

Gobstopper returned
Charlie Bucket, Grandpa Joe
You did it-- you've won!