Tinkerbell once had a hunch before the Shepherd's Dance With crystal sparkles in her hair Peter wouldn't stand a chance
She called her stylist, Herb DeFaire At My Heaven and told him her wants He squealed in pleasure, spun her round And piled it up bouffant
He brushed and teased and frosted too Added watermelon scents He trimmed and curled his favorite girl Such a change she underwent
He swept it up and piled it high And tied it with a string He promised it would hold all night Until the church bells ring
Tink hurried off to dance the night away And win Peter with her skill Her goal to end his bachelor days A circumcision of his will
Glitter fell from the chandeliers At the Shepherd's Ball that year Magical music filled the room All those cute or handsome were there
Colorful streamers waved in the night Beautiful chimes began to ping The spotlight lit the stage with it's glow As Tinkerbell started to sing
She sang songs of love, then picked up the pace As she sang boogie feet flew With a flutter of wings she rose in the air The room plunged into darkness on cue
When the lights came up, she was in Peter's arms Her lips pressed to his in a kiss Before he recovered she swept him away They were married and lived on in bliss
