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Whats Ur best pick up line? [I Like a Good Quote]

We’ll help u rate it

Me: Want to get some pizza and then go back to my place for some cheap meaningless sex?

Her: No (or some version of no)

Me: What's the matter? You don't like pizza?

Longpatrol · 31-35, M

*helicopter dick*
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SW-User

@Longpatrol 😌

JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M

Wanna fuck?

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JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M

@MarmeeMarch and?

DarkHeaven ·

@JoeyFoxx That was sort of a complete thought. What exactly do you want me to expound on? 🤨

JoeyFoxx · 51-55, M

@DarkHeaven that wasn’t to you. Lol. That was to Marmee

Your thought was perfect. :)

GLITTER · 36-40, F

Nice legs, what time do they open

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@GLITTER beautiful

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M

You gonna eat that?

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

Wave to a girl across the room and motion for her to come over..
When she arrives say.. I just made you come with one hand.. imagine what a can do with 2... 🕺😎🍿✂️

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout fuck he’s good

Slade · 56-60, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout I like it!

DarkHeaven ·

Offline or online. lol

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DarkHeaven ·

@Popsicko I have a girlfriend. I’m sorry. On April 3rd, it’ll be one year for us... but you’re super cute. 😊

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@DarkHeaven Aw omg i aint mean it like that i have one too, our one year is gonna be the month after yours on the 4th. Thank u love u miss u happy aniversario

DarkHeaven ·

@Popsicko That’s so cool. U 2. 🖤

Harriet03 · 41-45, F

Just "accidentally" drop your groceries in the supermarket.
Works every time.

✌

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Harriet03 · 41-45, F

@Popsicko 😳

RannochMan · 61-69, M

You've pulled. Grab your coat!

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@RannochMan Can u explain it

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

@RannochMan lolz

BoobooSnafu

*talks to their wingman instead, and walks away*

😁....flipping their "move" incites intrigue....if it doesn't ....they got no game to work with except defence.

A guy gotta be able to think on xhis feet., ,, for me to be wanna take him off them. 😏

Ingwe · F

I have never used a pick up line in my life

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Popsicko · 26-30, F

@DarkHeaven oh same, but then they think I’m a bottom but like being feminine has nothing to do with whether ur a bottom or a top 😔

DarkHeaven ·

@Popsicko Nope. I’m very girly in many ways but I’m very aggressive in the sack. lol

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DarkHeaven ·

@Popsicko 😉

vetguy1991 · 51-55, M

Let's go to the rock quarry because I'm a little boulder there

Keepitsimple · 51-55, F

@vetguy1991 hahaha 👍

MURD3RM0NK3Y · 26-30, M

Roses are red violets are blue
Can you show me your tits

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@MURD3RM0NK3Y and they say romance is dead??

Straylight · 31-35, F

Wow, is it hot in here or is it just you? 😉

DarkHeaven ·

@Straylight Take me to bed.... right now.

Popsicko · 26-30, F

Impressive @Straylight

LILY61

"Leave me the Fu#% alone or i'll scream rape"

SW-User

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@SW-User fuck I’m interested

SW-User

@Popsicko works every time 😌

MrBlueGuy

I lost my phone number, can I have yours???

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MrBlueGuy

@Popsicko I watched law and order once I'm sure I can answer any of your legal queries.

Popsicko · 26-30, F

@MrBlueGuy you sleek bastard Im in

MrBlueGuy

@Popsicko

SW-User

Ah... hey... ah... do you like homemade bread? We could watch a documentary later... hey come back...

Lilymoon · F

I'm putting you on my TO-DO list tonight

Konicha605 · 22-25, F

hey baby... walk away, i m asexual lol

DragonFruit · 61-69, M

One that was successfully used on me:

He said "Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't I know you from somewhere?"

What could I say?
I'd never seen him before in my life, and he was gorgeous!
(We went to his place)

RannochMan · 61-69, M

Would you care to join me in the Squirrel Waltz?
What's that?
Twice around the floor then out for our nuts!!

bluemachine · 26-30, M

if we go out imma take u out for sushi...u know practice for the other raw meat ull be having later ;)

Adamski24 · 41-45, M

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

CommandmentOfPain · M

was it love at first sight? or should I walk by again?

Justafantasy · M

Since I know better then to ask a woman her age what do you weigh?

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

Show me those tits or i'll leave! 😉

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Popsicko · 26-30, F

@BoobooSnafu nah girl I’m just messing around y’all do your thing, you’re cute v cute get him tiger

BoobooSnafu

@MartinTheFirst yeah yeah ...tits and ass.

You're only use that on the one you choose.

You're a watcher. You're subtle.

They'd never see the pick up line untill they'd been hooked, and reeled in.....😄

BoobooSnafu

@Popsicko hahaha...get him ?!

Nah.
I'm Like cat .

I play with my food first 😁

Zonuss · 41-45, M

Hey there girl. You are poppin like a room full of balloons. 🎈 😂

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HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

@SW-User

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