I Like To Make Bad Jokes
A guy goes into a job interview with the county sheriff.
The sheriff asks the guy, "What's one plus one?"
The guy answers, "Eleven."
The sheriff nods and says he can see where the guy came up with that. Then he says, "What two days of the week start with T?"
The guy answers, "Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff nods and says he can see where the guy came up with that. Then he says, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The guy scratches his chin for a while before he says, "I don't know."
The sheriff says, "Well, think on that one for a while, and I'll get back to you about the job."
The guy goes home and his mom asks how the job interview went.
"Really great!" he says. "The sheriff already has me working on a murder case."
The sheriff asks the guy, "What's one plus one?"
The guy answers, "Eleven."
The sheriff nods and says he can see where the guy came up with that. Then he says, "What two days of the week start with T?"
The guy answers, "Today and tomorrow."
The sheriff nods and says he can see where the guy came up with that. Then he says, "Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"
The guy scratches his chin for a while before he says, "I don't know."
The sheriff says, "Well, think on that one for a while, and I'll get back to you about the job."
The guy goes home and his mom asks how the job interview went.
"Really great!" he says. "The sheriff already has me working on a murder case."
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