I'll Keep Your Secret

I will keep anyone's secret, and I have. Some very minor, some potentially catastrophic. But what I find fascinating is that if I know you - I won't tell you mine. Not a chance, I'm locked down pretty tight that way. But for some reason posting them online anonymously gives me some sort of satisfaction, but I've been around enough chaos in my life to know that people can not be trusted with "interesting" information. So I'll post some of my secrets here... the irony being that just being here is a secret in and of itself...