Have you ever been famous?

I used to do the acting thing in the old days and the funniest "15 minutes" was doing a shoot at the front entrance to Universal Studios with a freaking dog that got treated better than I did. A huge group of Japanese tourists started showing up and watching. And when we finished they rushed at me asking for autographs. They had NO idea who I was but I guess in their minds I must have been someone famous. So I just started writing different names and smiling. But then someone said, "Molson Molson." I had done a commercial for Molson beer (directed by Oliver fucking Stone of all people) that ONLY ran in Japan. Blew my freaking mind. So here's to the Japanese and Molson.

I am a celebrity in my small town, but there's only 1,500 in my town, so that doesn't mean much 😂😂😂

No. Thank the powers that be!

I will be famous

Yes I had my 15 minutes.

You already know me.