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This beer does not want to be drunk

First I tripped over and dropped them on the floor trying to cross the main road. It was funny as fuck. I would have loved to have been a driver watching me fall over.

Then somehow my bag handle got caught on the door handle as I walked through the kitchen and the beers went flying out my hand again. Two smashed.

Then just kicked over the one I鈥檓 currently trying to drink.

I鈥檓 gonna give up on this 馃ぃ
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GLITTER31-35, F
[@467717,Gangstress] you really were worried about my knee 馃馃 I鈥檓 glad you laughed in the end though 馃槍
Gangstress36-40, F
[@610096,GLITTER] haha 馃槃it was funny I'm still like tf happened even
GLITTER31-35, F
Haha I don鈥檛 think we鈥檒l ever know 馃[@467717,Gangstress]

Nanori26-30, F
AHAHAHAHAAA it's a test by some drunk Nordic gods to see how persistent u are, DONT GIVE UP
GLITTER31-35, F
[@934648,Nanori] how are you still alive 馃え
Nanori26-30, F
[@610096,GLITTER] I'm dead inside, that's the secret
GLITTER31-35, F
[@934648,Nanori] sounds peaceful 馃槍
FurryFace61-69, M
i hate days like that
GLITTER31-35, F
[@1155,FurryFace] I鈥檓 used to it tbh lol
FurryFace61-69, M
[@610096,GLITTER] i'll never get used to it and i hate it when i get too clumsy
GLITTER31-35, F
[@1155,FurryFace] I think it鈥檚 a doing or holding too many things at once. I鈥檓 my own worst enemy sometimes lol
JoyfulSilence46-50, M
When you opened them did they explode with fizz?
JoyfulSilence46-50, M
[@610096,GLITTER] I need to stay awake for this one. It will be boring since I already know the material. But we are required to take it. It is a "refresher".
GLITTER31-35, F
[@68716,JoyfulSilence] good luck my son, I鈥檒l be thinking of your pain 馃様
JoyfulSilence46-50, M
[@610096,GLITTER] I should log off here soon. I still need to eat lunch before class.
Riemann26-30, M
Did u get hurt?
GLITTER31-35, F
[@1177416,Riemann] just my wrist a little bit. I don鈥檛 fall over gracefully I can tell you
Riemann26-30, M
[@610096,GLITTER] 馃
RoosterM
They're trying to tell you something! 馃槅
GLITTER31-35, F
[@527571,Rooster] put down the Corona (beer not virus)
monte370-79, M
Never give up on beer! Even though it can be difficult you will be rewarded eventually. 馃槉
GLITTER31-35, F
[@744413,monte3] it does taste good 馃槍 even if a little bit flat from the multiple attacks
PhpPhoenix31-35, M
That's the worst kind of alcohol abuse! Do you have any idea how many yeast cells worked their ass off to produce that?
HannahSkyF
Not meant to be 馃槀

 
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