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This is not a friendly swing

Sat on there for a swing at lunch. Slipped immediately off it.

Who varnishes a fucking swing anyways 馃ぃ
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RoosterM
Probably to help preserve the wood. Can't recollect seeing a wooden swing in a long time!
cherokeepatti61-69, F
[@527571,Rooster] Needs some type of rubber treads on it.
GLITTER31-35, F
[@527571,Rooster] it used to be a tyre. Less pretty but more effective 馃ぃ
cherokeepatti61-69, F
it look stiff and slippery. The same person who varnished that would also shine the stairs with furniture polish.
GLITTER31-35, F
[@16806,cherokeepatti] that鈥檚 so true 馃ぃ
Gangstress36-40, F
lmao I just left you and you did this?!
GLITTER31-35, F
[@467717,Gangstress] hahaha I thought I鈥檇 have a swing whilst having my fag 馃ぃ did not go to plan and there was an old lady laughing at me 馃ぃ
Gangstress36-40, F
lmao oh god, I wish I was there hahaha 馃ぃ[@610096,GLITTER]
losthorizons51-55, M
firefall61-69, M
Varnishing courtesy of Miltons Spinal remediation unit
GLITTER31-35, F
[@157515,FreeSpirit1] I think I need rubber strips on my skirt 馃ぃ
MajorlatencyM
You could always try the Mr Happy Slide instead...

MajorlatencyM
[@610096,GLITTER] To complete the effect you're only allowed to enter the slide wearing a white outfit...

GLITTER31-35, F
[@325375,Majorlatency] I take it you mean the red dress 馃き
MajorlatencyM
[@610096,GLITTER] Red would be a problem.... only permissible colors are white and yellow...

Sorry I don't make the rules....
TrunkZ56-60, M
On the bright side, no splinters thanks to the varnish
It's not put together well.. too many boards making it difficult to center your butt..
Should be three boards, not five.. would make it easier to use.
GLITTER31-35, F
[@349735,onestarrynight] it鈥檚 completely dysfunctional
[@610096,GLITTER]
One board would have been fine.. someone wasn't thinking.
GLITTER31-35, F
[@349735,onestarrynight] or someone was overthinking
NorthwestM
Is it the varnish, or the single rope design, making it tippy?

 
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