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Hello and Welcome to the Mental Health Hot line.

If you are obsessive compulsive press 1 repeated.

If you are co dependent ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities press 3 4 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid we know what you are and what you want.
Stay on the line and we'll trace your call.

If your delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.

If your schizophrenic listen carefully and the small voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are depressive it doesn't matter which numbers you press no one will answer you..
SW-User
God damn it... No option for all of the above. Go figure, the one fucking time itd be handy
Carissimi · 70-79, F
This is actually funny, especially # 2.
SW-User
Ha ha very clever!
SW-User
🤣🤣🤣lol
Byron8by7 · M
If you have cut yourself, press on the wound(s) ...

 
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