I Have Something to Say

Everyone knows that alcohol and fireworks don’t mix.
So: all of you who intend to celebrate the 4th by scaring children, animals, the elderly, and veterans with PTSD when you ignite your arsenal of sparklies, should kindly send all your booze to me. Top shelf stuff appreciated!!

Be safe out there! ‘Murica!! 🇺🇸 💥 😺🍻🍸️