I Have Something to Say

Having just emerged from the supermarket, the lord and master striding ahead with the bags, I stopped to fumble for hankie and pick up everything that fell out of my shoulder bag. It took a minute or so because things tend to roll and scatter.

Anyway, a peculiar thing happened. I got into the car and was quite shocked to see that the wrong man was behind the wheel. No mistaking it. Furthermore, he had the effrontery to appear taken aback.

Why the hell must car manufacturers feel the compulsion to churn out cars the same damn colour? I swear that if the lord and master rolls his eyes at me one more time, I will kill someone

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xixgun · M

I was in a store with my young and nubile wife. Seeing her bent over trying shoes I decided to express my feelings and was shocked and amazed when my petite brunette wife suddenly became a red head that was 4 inches taller than my spouse.

damselfly · 100+, F

@xixgun oooh! I hope you sorted it out quickly

xixgun · M

@damselfly I think the “crimsoning” of my face straightened it out

damselfly · 100+, F

I've just done exactly the same thing again. This time the bloke wasn't the first to notice I wasn't his wife. I think he'd have been prepared to take me home with him.

The Lord and master was offended because the other guy's car isn't anywhere near as nice as he thinks ours is

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bijouxbroussard · F

Oops ! 🤭

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