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Samuel 18:25-27


Then Saul said, Thus shall you say to David, The king desires no bride-price except a hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he may be avenged of the kings enemies. Now Saul thought to make David fall by the hand of the Philistines. And when his servants told David these words, it pleased David well to be the king’s son-in-law. Before the time had expired, David arose and went, along with his men, and killed two hundred of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, which were given in full number to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. And Saul gave him his daughter Michal for a wife.
MsLibrarian · 31-35, F
Sell the excised foreskins to the pharmaceutical companies for big bucks ($$$$$) to make anti-aging cream for women to keep them from getting wrinkles.
AnneHoney · 36-40, F
What do you do with 200 foreskins? Soup?
pdqsailor1 · 61-69, M
and you forget about the 200 dead Philistines? I guess all this practice made David a very experienced mohel. I guess the 200 foreskins were first a recognition that they indeed came from Philistines as they were so equipped and it took a whole lot less space than ears, or hands or what other body part he could have brought the king as a bounty... @AnneHoney Final tid bit.. the value judgement that those that possess a foreskin - are like Philistines and who wants to be called a Philistine? Speaking as one who very gratefully does [u][b]not[/b][/u] have a foreskin...
Neoerectus · M
coin purses...

I think I prefer the NEW testement... The hippy was about LOVE thy neighbor.
AnneHoney · 36-40, F
Craft class@Neoerectus

 
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