I Have Something to Say

Here's something a friend just sent me...

'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her
sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you
a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give
her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what
is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a
ton of shit.'