Hey y'all, lovely evening isn't it. Question for you all, how do you prevent dingleberrys from forming?

@quitwhendone buy her a new outfit, she'd probably love that. Some louie or armani

@RemovedUsername1168905 I'm not her sugar Daddy. I'm just a friend who holds her in high regard.

@quitwhendone oh cuz she said youd buy me some new shoes...cuz we're all friemds and stuff

@TexChik gouge your eyes out? How would that help?

@SW-User Uh, you know what dingleberrys are?lol

@RemovedUsername1168905 no

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eh, you look old enough. They're shit covered balls of tp that get trapped amongst your butthole hairs. They look like berries but not ones you wanna eat.

@OogieBoogie oh....so it's like that. I thought.i had found my ride or die. My one and only after 30 minutes. Guess I was wrong. Don't worry about me, I'll continue to live in your memory, of what could've been, and what will be. And I'll probably watch home alone and pass out.

@RemovedUsername1168905AWWWWW.... Bunny-cakes.... You trying to tear at my heartstings?

I left them in a box somewhere years ago 😏

@OogieBoogie they've got boxes of heart strings on sale at walmart 🤭←first emoji I've used since I got here.