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I Fart a Lot

I ate chili and nachos this morning and I also ate spicy pork ramen with two seasoned eggs in it. I’m lactose intolerant and everything I ate had dairy in it. I washed everything down with a cup of coffee. My stomach is making a ton of gurgling noises and I’m having a ton of bubbling, burning gas.
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AmyDcan · 31-35, F
oh no is someone going to get a dutch over tonight? lol
Bluesugar93 · 26-30, F
My husband, for sure. I’ve been farting on his leg while lying on the couch :) @AmyDcan
AmyDcan · 31-35, F
lol he say anything? @Bluesugar93
Bluesugar93 · 26-30, F
He laughed at me and farted back a bunch. He said the rest of his farts will be in my face ;) @AmyDcan
AmyDcan · 31-35, F
lol ;) true love @Bluesugar93
AmyDcan · 31-35, F
do you have pants on doing it? @Bluesugar93
Bluesugar93 · 26-30, F
I have leggings on @AmyDcan
AmyDcan · 31-35, F
oh nice ;)@Bluesugar93
AmyDcan · 31-35, F
i hope you get him back later :p
Waxfoot · 56-60, M
@Bluesugar93 lol tmi