*Stumbles around the room and then heads over to your direction... Puts my arm around you and attempts to start a conversation with you at the bar..*

"Yoh you.. *Hic!* You sound HOTT!! An-And not like that blluuhhh hot but you know like that szzl'n! bacon.. Kind, you know like.. *Hic!* Like bacon!.. Baby.. *Tries to fondle you a bit mid-one sided conversation...* *Hic!* Hawt!!..............