how do I be a satanist?

Satanism is far from evil read the satanic bible and make you choice also there are different sects in satanism do some research and decide which is best for you i'm a spiritual satanist myself. This whole evil satanism thing is just a hollywood steriotype. But then again evil people come from all different backgrounds and beliefs.

I don't now where you've read Satanism is evil. Satanism is more or less self-worship. While I'm not a Satanist, I am a Electic Pagan, but I have a thing for world religions, and Satanism is one of those beliefs I know a lot about but don't follow

Do some drugs and draw pentagrams

live more

Sitting around hailing the red devil and masturbating with pride