That's fashion, everyone:

You can use him as your profile picture :)

@GermanAf: Nah, I'm better looking than that.

@hunkalove: I don't doubt that.

@GermanAf: I may be half German, but I don't look gay.

I don't think that guy's German.

@GermanAf: He has that pure Aryan goose-stepping gay look.

I don't accept him though.

You're probably right. He's probably from Tennessee.

I hope he doesn't give off ammonia.

@GermanAf: He looks pretty ammonia-drenched. But then, he could be from Hamburg.

Nah we kill those kinda people on birth.

@GermanAf: Dang, we just throw 'em in the scrubber for a week.