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Simon Cowell turns up at your home at 2.30am, smelling strongly of drink. What do you make him to eat?

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thinkincubes · 41-45
a turd sandwich
vorian · 51-55, M
fresh?
thinkincubes · 41-45
nothing's too good for my little buddy
vorian · 51-55, M
@TragicMonkey: lovely. why not piss in a glass so he can wash it down.
thinkincubes · 41-45
Now I'm slightly worried you're getting off on this 😅
vorian · 51-55, M
@TragicMonkey: no not really haha...funny though.