If you ran a prison for real horrible people, what diet would you put them on?

Krusty Brand imitation gruel: 9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference.

There are regulations you have to feed by if you want to have the privilege of housing them. They don’t want pussies in charge.

I'd feed them like humans because I'm a better person than they decided to be. I don't get anything out of being cruel.

Prozac

school lunches

Well, I'd make it a Diet Testing Facility / Prison
(For Profit)

Diet Plans and Nutritionist and Research Departments could supply All the Food AND Pay per Prisoner to try out New Super Diet Plans or Validate which Plans are Bad or Good!

First let me describe my prison !!! - God !!!!! nobody ever gives me a chance ! 🖕🏻

4 basic food groups sounds like a good place to start.

Salt Peter and baloney sammies, three meals a day.

ayahuasca?