Are you good at adulting?

Is that the opposite of kidding?

WeighedDown · 36-40, M

Holla at ya boy
I'm at the 7-11 parking lot
Patron and La Croix
Well into my 30s and still permanently lit

Yeah, I'm not good at this adult shit

I've been a grownup for a long time now
Can you help me tie this tie?
Because I don't know how
All of my friends have good jobs
Houses, pensions and stocks
But moving on is an achievement I can't seem to unlock
My clothes are all arranged in a giant pile
I think my cat is dead in there 'cause I ain't seem him a while
Wear clothes four days in a row
Smoke cigarettes in the shower
When I was a kid, by now, I thought I'd work at Nintendo Power
If you invite me out to something I'm probably gonna pass
Tonight is the high school reunion of my senior class
They're all talking 'bout their children, wives and career paths
While I'm at home high as hell making dick castles in Minecraft
I call this beauty the "Wang Trade Center"
It gets hit by penis planes on the 11th of Scholngtember
And never forget, better yet, always remember
Not a single penis plane hit Tallywhacker 7 ever
Jizz fuel cannot melt steel boners
But insurance paid off double to their Bilder-balls owner
I know, that was a sophomoric rhyme
But that is not all that I'm doing with the years of my prime
I also run a forum for hentai of Land Before Time
This is Little Foot and Ducky engaged in a 69
But it's embarrassing to be this age and still start to sweat
When someone asks to use your laptop for the internet
Here we go
This game is called "Autofill Russian Roulette"
And there's only 3 safe letters in the alphabet left
Oh god, please don't let 'em type a "Y" or a "P"
Or an "X" or an "R" or a "T" or a "B"
Yo, on second thought, hey, give that laptop back to me
Angle the screen and discreetly click "Reset History"