What do you think of a man who would masticate in front of his children?

It's good to see a family masticate together. 😌

There is a lovely old English joke about a young slob who appears before the magistrate chewing gum.

The magistrate says "Young man, stop masticating when you are before me"
The young man takes his hands out of his pockets.

Just hope he does it with his mouth closed.

Like "The Fly?"