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Ban all bread!!

No bread coming into the U.S.

Bread is evil!!

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99.4% of crimes were committed within 48 hours of consuming bread. Bread has never been checked to possibly affect humans in such a nature that it alters our perception and judgement, making us more evil and commit crimes uncontrollably!!! :o

Bread has been in every household of every criminal, on record. Bread has been consumed within 15 feet of every criminal in existence. In fact, 100% of all criminals have eaten bread in the course of their lifetime!!!!!! 88% of crimes happened where the perpetrator ate bread in the last 72 hours! Clearly this is the reason why crimes happen. LET'S BAN BREAD!!! Are you with me??

Honestly, these statistics are from the FBI ._.

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doctorlove · M Best Comment

Umm ... boss called. You really fucked up this time.

'Breasts.' Every criminal has been within 15 feet of [i][b]breasts.[/b][/i]

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doctorlove · M

Breasts have definitely altered my judgment and perception a time or two.

Furiousfrog · 31-35, M

I say we blame breasts for all or problems and force them to do manual labor as payment. Like cook and clean and such.

doctorlove · M

You said that - not me.

SW-User

Bread is so good though. Maybe that's why I love to do crime. I can't get enough crime.

SW-User

Don't do it!! D:

It'll make you lose it

SW-User

@DatBoi: It's crime time baby! These sweet loafs will serve not only the daily nutritional rations of wheat, but my craving for crime as well. Call me the baker, because I'm raising the crime committing like I'm raising bread with yeast! I've kneaded the dough. Now it's time to bake a recipe of wholesome grain deliciousness fit only for a crime lord such as myself.