Men what would you do if your only female roommate called you when she's in bathroom

@SW-User why

@Pineapplepen I'd rather live alone than with any roommate and I'm familiar with enough horror stories to know how dangerous it is for a respectable man's reputation to be near any woman, by himself, without witnesses around, if she decides to lie and destroy his life via social media and gossip.

I only keep good women in my social circle that have shown, through and through, they have a backbone and good value system.

@SW-User wow you take it to far

That would not be a problem for me

@abdn78 you're so kind

If you were nearer I would bathe you

The question seems like the “do you think my sister is hot”? Kinda question. Plus I was only kidding 🙂

@Batman lol I don't know your reference

Now you do no worries 🤗@Pineapplepen

@Eyesofanangel what if she suddenly turned around?

@Pineapplepen idk but it's fun to think about

@Eyesofanangel I know right..

@Eternity why weight

@Pineapplepen if she cant reach her own back then shes gotta be obese.

@Eternity not necessarily like that. Could be she hurt her arm while she was working out

@mrwhiterabbit what if she said yes please

@Pineapplepen then I would shave it, push her against the wall and eat her out to make sure I did a thorough job

@mrwhiterabbit you do more than you should

@SW-User for free? Really?

@Pineapplepen yep, aim to please, service above and beyond expectations