Do you still pretend to give a shit?

No, I actually gotta give a shit or else I will explode.

I don't pretend, I either give a shit or I don't.

If I had to pretend, I wouldn't be doing what I do.

Is it pretending or am I drunk? And does that mean it's still pretending or is this genuinely who I am?

Never did, never will, but then, I'm a jackhole, so ....

Maybe a little

Not much no