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One time my ex roommate said you're really gonna like what I got you for your birthday.
It was a fucking mirror. Woohoo like I already had 3 of them.
It was a fucking mirror. Woohoo like I already had 3 of them.
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Last year I bought myself my own cake and dinner. Someone else cooked it for me though. It was more meh rather than bad.
ButterRobot · 51-55, M
A plastic dinosaur decoration - when i was 19. God knows what was going through their heads.
Same with everyone except for one important person from here forgetting it.
My age spots aren’t correctable 😁
My age spots aren’t correctable 😁
StokedFox · 36-40, F
@SomeLikeItHot I don't even have any. I'm 34 and I look like I'm 18... :/ She has Alzheimer's tho
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I did figure your Mom was probably missing a few details.
I did figure your Mom was probably missing a few details.
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
Poison cassette
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout polonium?
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
You two are tripping me out.. are they post 80’s poison albums? 🤔
Trevo · 26-30, M
I've never cared that much about my birthday. I've had a birthday gift not more than three times so far. I'm ok with it. But last time I was disappointed at my sister who forgot about my birthday but wrote a big paragraph to her exe's cousin on Facebook wishing him a happy birthday just a day later.
smiler2012 · 56-60
stokedfox 😂 oh dear I think your mam added insult too injury there
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