What are the pros and cons of shitting down your neighbour's chimney?

Cons; Smoke and cinders up your ass. You might fall off roof. Pros; Hearing your neighbor scream smelling burning shit.

Climbing the roof, getting caught up there, falling off. Cons: getting your butt stuck in the stack until someone rescues you.

You won't be able to get down before they catch you up there? No toilet paper?

But do you all agree it'd be pretty awful for those below who are enjoying their fire?

Uh...is there a fire in the fireplace?

black ass for sure

🎅 santa would be blamed

Thanks for best answer.

Ring of fire.