I Have a Dog

I’m a classical Cynic, I doubt it @Brianthesnail

Not even an entry level cynic would classify dogs as precious angels

God, I even annoy myself

@RamessesII tell me, please

You are truly the morbidest cynikest

@Caprice welI
1) I like to go places that unfortunately don't admit dogs
2) I like to travel - that is fucking expensive and paperworky with a dog

3) the little shitter is not even house trained yet
'Twas my daughter's "caprice" , Caprice.

I see. Those are all very good reasons;)@Brianthesnail

@Brianthesnail no that face says you are a nit wit. 🤷‍♀️

@SW-User a "nit wit" ???!
I am highly offended at such language.


Pistols at dawn

@Brianthesnail 🤣