Strangest petnames or pick up lines anyone? 🤔

I have a friend who calls me sweetcheeks and I like that😊

Does it count if they're your partner? I get called "sex slave" by my gf a lot... Although I do refer to her as my "cum bucket" at times so.. That's always sweet. ┴┤•ᴥ •ʔ/

Hahaha same🤣

Dumpy Mcdicklips never fails to get em moist

Sweetheart, beautiful, honey

Grandpa

The word for today is legs. Let's go to my place and spread the word.

Sugartits