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Any youngster want to have an old school poetry battle?

Or rap off/rap battle as you all call it now?
HikingMan · 51-55, M Best Comment
Twist it then turn it
the young folk can't burn it
lacking the skills because they don't really yearn it
They spurn it
I've turned it
and it's high time you've all learned it
when it comes to straight rhymes
THE SNOWDOG has earned it

Say it once
Say it twice
It still don't make it nice
Because THE SNOWDOG is spreading his rhymes
Across the gardens of ice

And his rhymes are straight slipping
Across all of the climes
Because that's how the DOG does it
When THE SNOWDOG straight rhymes

He types in the night
He gets all his rhymes right
Leaving you guessing
If you were just sliced ?

He don't give a damn
Because every dam he just breaks
Like a raging damned river
Coming straight at yo face !

So twist it all up
however you please
But please don't leave crying
When you're brought to you knees

With all of your typos
And your ill gotten slang
I'm straight spitting this shit
Cause I know you ain't got no game !

And, now I know what you're thinking
Like I edited this shit
But THE SNOWDOG is too quick
and he's smart as a whip !

Like the one that's been cracked
Slapped you right in the back
Leave you welted and broken
From a simple attack

And while I would love
To just sit her and spin
THE SNOWDOG is grown
AND he knows that he'd win

But I'll check back tomorrow
To see what you've sown
What kind of seeds you have planted
And to see what they've grown.

But before I retire
At my scant 50 years old
I'd like to remind you
This story's been told

All from the cuff
As I sat at my keyboard
Just another old timer
Wielding his rhyme sword

You can ask many others
If you believe I'm not truthful
But I set forth this rhyme
Like it was I was still youthful

Just tip tapping away
Because I saw you raw boasting
Choosing my words
As if I was just toasting

So here is to you
And anyone else who comes here
To read all these words
That I've type so clear

But again I must say
That I long for my bed
And when it comes to straight rhyming
I'm so old, that I'm dead !

Peace Out !
Word to your Mother.
Send her my best, because I'm not sure if she understood that last night !!!

:o
HikingMan · 51-55, M
Damn it ! Fixed one typo that drove me nuts and after that there are 3 words missing that my mind thought but my fingers never typed.

Shit happens after 50.....

No real insults were intended by the making of this post.
Word to my mother....
:p
@HikingMan this post was amazing 😭
I'll have to respond tomorrow if I even can!

Well done!!
@HikingMan I'll be off to bed as well 😁
Goodnight Man of Snow

XcookiexbakerX · 31-35, F
Ay babylon you want to rap, asking to go first, you don't get a chance, think really hard, think really fast, I'm three steps ahead, your first clap back 😎
@XcookiexbakerX oh my, good one 😅
I got to get like you with rap battles
XcookiexbakerX · 31-35, F
@Babylon it's all about having fun ☺️ and being silly...at least that's what I think. Me and my oldest son go back and forth on a lighter note lol it's pretty hilarious.
@XcookiexbakerX I'm going to definitely keep that in mind. It sounds like a fun thing to do and a very adorable thing 😄
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
Let’s have a roast session
@TurtlePink would you like for me to start?
TurtlePink · 22-25, F
@Babylon go ahead
@TurtlePink you must be a turtle cuz you started a roast sesh and I go first?
@SirBenedictTheSecond I'm Babylon, so get off my lawn
You're the second, I'm first so I won
SirBenedictTheSecond · 22-25, M
@Babylon I give up. You are victorious
@SirBenedictTheSecond come on, give me at least one shot
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@SW-User please don't 😞
I am already embarrassed enough. Let us switch to battle poetry
SW-User
@Babylon Shit, okay.

I don't know what y'all thinkin
My rap's old timey--Abraham Lincoln
For me rappin' comes easy
I feel like 2Chainz or Weezy
You ain't gettin' no freebies
I think y'all freakin' sleazy

😛
@SW-User I'm beat from all angles

 
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