There’s No Ditz Like An Old Ditz…Took a shower and was getting ready for a doctor’s appointment with my primary care doctor this morning. Checked the time and noticed a text message, opened it up and read it. Then saw the verification text for the doctor’s appointment and it’s tomor...See More »
When Boo-Boo Learns A New Phrase He’ll Say It A Few Times….And I know it’s just a short matter of time until he works into a conversation to use with me. He said “We live here.” Several times yesterday. Last night I dozed off and then woke up around midnight. I hadn’t cleaned their cages so was doing that be...See More »
In the bathroom? Really? Okay, I just finished reading a post with lots of comments... comments indicating that they couldn't adequately answer, as they were in the bathroom. So, is this a thing? You carry your phone with you to the loo and post and comment while "taking...See More »
You know it’s getting close to the point of leaving the partyWhen all the faces begin to look familiar and the same conversations have been had a few times. The food and party favours no longer look appealing, and you’ve achieved that pristine balance of tipsy wonderful without being boorishly drunk. Sure...See More »
Not the person saying “I want a boob job”, and the next day them saying they’re having it done tomorrow, and the next day saying it’s done 🤣even my nephew lying to kids on roblox waited 3 weeks between saying he had cancer to saying he beat cancer. You people are too much 😵😂
If you need a good chuckle... I'm enjoying this probably more than I should... still, couldn't happen to a nicer (read: POS) guy.
When a guy told me he only talks to me, but another girl he's talking with comments on his posts 😅🤢🤮Okay, that's funny
Have you ever had a potato chip fight in the middle of walmart?Some people were hitting each other with bags of chips today. I had a front row seat to that nonsense
I just witnessed a rabbit being chased or playing with two squirrels they were running back and fourth in my back yard...just beyond the window that I am sitting So, naturally...I had to look it up as to what was I a witness to
No Offense 🙄😂 When someone is about to roast you into oblivion… and they think that by saying “ no offense “ will make it ok… So if I slap you into next week then say “no offense “ that means it’s ok right? 😒😂
Who knows computer stuff?my computer goes into sleep mode when i leave it on too long. When i go to start it up in the morning, it lags so bad the mouse barley moves and it takes like 10min to press restart. I unplug the internet and it helps a bit. But after it restarts its...See More »
“You’ve grown a lot since you’ve started working here, you’ve grown for the better *laughs*”Idk but I don’t like the way she said that 😂