I Am a Bad Liar

everyone can tell when I'm lying and I hate it! 😡
someone teach me how to lie good 😡

Say very little and avoid details. Sound very assertive and sure of yourself. Get angry if they ask questions.

At least, that's the way my mother used to do it.

Kiyomi · F

that's what my friend always does even though I was sure she was lying I just avoid the topic when she does cause she's scary

greenmountaingal · 70-79, F

@LittlePrincess: The anger is a form of "lie insurance." If anyone challenges you or is about to...look scary angry. My mother was an expert.

LanceVance · M

I could refer you to a couple exes for advice on that but they're probably not people you want to hang around.

Kiyomi · F

Why not?

AirForce687 · 36-40, M

in my family a lie either earns u soap in your mouth or a spanking.

Kiyomi · F

that sucks 😕

AirForce687 · 36-40, M

doesn't matter how old u are either.

Livingwell · 61-69, M

Stay true to yourself. 😊

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

You believe it yourself, and you have absolutely no respect or compassion for other human beings. :)

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MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

@LittlePrincess: That's the way to be good at lying :3

Kiyomi · F

@MartinTheFirst: but that sounds hard...

MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M

@LittlePrincess: its quite easy, the hard part is to not hate yourself if you manage to do these things

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