I Love Jokes And Riddles
Three Short Jokes
Saw a tramp walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe.
"You alright mate?" I asked "Have you lost your shoe?"
He replied "No I found one..
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My girlfriend is leaving me because im always invading her privacy.
Well that's what she's written in her diary anyway.
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I phoned my wife at 3am this morning.
"Help me!!!" I screamed.
"John, what's wrong?" she asked, waking up from a deep sleep.
I said, "I'm very drunk, I'm laying down and I desperately need some water!"
"Ok," she panicked, "Where exactly are you?"
I said, "In the bath."
Saw a tramp walking down the street the other day wearing only one shoe.
"You alright mate?" I asked "Have you lost your shoe?"
He replied "No I found one..
****
My girlfriend is leaving me because im always invading her privacy.
Well that's what she's written in her diary anyway.
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I phoned my wife at 3am this morning.
"Help me!!!" I screamed.
"John, what's wrong?" she asked, waking up from a deep sleep.
I said, "I'm very drunk, I'm laying down and I desperately need some water!"
"Ok," she panicked, "Where exactly are you?"
I said, "In the bath."
