I Love Jokes And Riddles
Saturday morning the weather was too bad to play golf.
I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness. "
So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Buggered if I know. Nobody's ever let me in before."
I was bored with nothing to do.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
I opened it to find a young, well-dressed man standing there who said:
"Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness. "
So I said, "Come in and sit down."
I offered him a fresh cup of coffee and asked, "What do you want to talk about?"
He said, "Buggered if I know. Nobody's ever let me in before."