I Love Jokes And Riddles

You should never trust atoms, they make up everything.

You should make a joke about potassium instead, K?

That was sodium funny, I slapped my neon that one

What do you do with a deceased alkaline earth chemist?

Barium

If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate. :-)

i was going to make ion jokes, but am positive they will go unnoticed

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Sounds like you're in your element...

One of my favourites...

Lol very smart joke.

Pu-N-S Ar F-U-N

your pretty salty

Oh oh oh! 👑

A goof and a moron are still both rising to greet the day. Be kind and hold the door open for a little girl or boy

This day couldn't be any more special I moved my sock and then I lost my sock and my shoes

(Older people joke)

Everything you’ve ever heard about Lithium is a Li!

That was funny.
Made me literally laugh out loud.

Ha, actually made me chuckle. ☺

What is E.T. short for?

Brilliant love it!

Are you feeling salty?

Brilliant👍

I like that one.

oh my

Hahaha

LMAO!

LOL! ;-)

😀😆😂👌🏻!

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These were really clever, I'd do a couple about Helium but they weren't funny enough..i'd just get He He

Good one.