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Farmer John once lived on a quiet rural highway but as time went by, the traffic slowly built up and eventually got so heavy and so fast that his free range chickens were being run over, at a rate of
three to six a week. So Farmer John called the local police station to complain, "You've got to do something about all these people driving so fast and killing all my chickens," he said to the local police officer.
"What do you want me to do?" asked the policeman.
"I don't care, just do something about those crazy drivers!"
So the next day the policeman had the Council erect a sign that said:
SCHOOL CROSSING
Three days later Farmer John called the policeman and said, "You've
still got to do something about these drivers. The ‘school crossing' sign seems to make them go even faster!"
So again, they put up a new sign:
SLOW: CHILDREN AT PLAY.
That really sped them up. So Farmer John called and said, "Your signs are no good. Can I put up my own sign?"
In order to get Farmer John off his back said "Sure. Put up your own sign.
The phone calls to the Police Station stopped, but curiosity got the better of the Officer, so he called Farmer John, “How’s the problem with the speeding drivers. did you put up your sign?"
"Oh, I sure did and not one chicken has been killed.
The policeman was really curious and thought he'd better go out and take a look at the sign. He also thought the sign might be something the Police could use elsewhere, to slow drivers down. So he drove out to Farmer John's house.
His jaw dropped the moment he saw the sign.
'NUDIST COLONY' 'Slow down and watch out for chicks.
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Nov 20, 2016
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GJOFJ3 · 61-69, M
Love it
Picklebobble · 51-55, M
Lol. Reminds me of the gag about the guy driving along the highway. When out the corner of his eye, he spots something small but coming up very fast behind him.
He slows down and pulls over just as this thing, looking not unlike your average Hen, comes speeding past him at a rate of knots ! The driver, now very curious. Gives chase and follows this hen down a track and into the farmyard where he sees a flock of hens, all with three legs !
He stops and gets out to be greeted by the farmer.
"Wow!" Says the guy.
"I just gave chase to one of these things along the highway !"
"Aye" says the farmer
"I notice they all have three legs !"
"Aye, that'd be right !"
"How is it they have three legs ?" Enquiries the driver.
"Well. Come Sunday lunch. Me the Mrs.& the boy all like chicken ! And as we all like a chicken leg, I thought I'd see if I could create a chicken with three legs !"
"That's increadible!" Says the driver
"What do they taste like ?"
"Darned if I know !" Says the farmer
"Never been able to catch one of the beggars yet !!!"
Rusham · M
I love it. Hehe
Normanwestie · 56-60, M
My mate was driving a little too fast along a country road when he entered a bend. As he got round the bend he ran into a group of chickens & killed a rooster stone dead. He stopped the car to let the farmer know what had happened & the conversation went "I am very sorry but I have killed your rooster & I would like to replace it" the farmer replied "fair enough the hens are round the back"
Rusham · M
Omg. That is hilarious

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