Coloured Lifesavers

THE TEACHER GAVE THE CHILDREN DIFFERENT COLOURED LIFESAVERS



and asked could they identify the taste.

The children began to identify the flavours by their colour:

Red.......................Raspberry
Yellow...................Lemon
Green....................Lime
Orange .................Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY LIFESAVERS.



None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your mother
may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spat her lifesaver out and
yelled, 'Oh my God! They're arse holes!'